Mathematic proof Lancel Is the worst character on Game of Thrones:
Lancel Lannister = Jorah Mormont shouting ‘Khaleesi!’ + said Khaleesi shouting (‘My Dragons!’ + how she was born during a storm)
He manages to be the only person who isn’t made better by acting with Peter Dinklage, and his hat in season 1 was ridiculous.
Oh, man.