Uppercut: Archive

Feb 19th

1 note

Feb 18th

16 notes

Feb 18th

15,653 notes

Feb 11th

83 notes

3 tags

Have I ever told you about the time I almost...

When I was 10 I was nearly cast as the child version of Brad Pitt in the Devils Own before it was snatched away from me because my eyes weren’t blue enough. Obviously I was crushed; my shocked look at the murder of my imaginary father had destroyed those other kids every time I had done it. All they could do was watched as I contorted my tiny face into a grimace of shock and despondency,...

Feb 2nd

2 notes

Jan 29th

2,053 notes

9 tags

Jan 26th

6 tags

Jan 25th

3 notes

Jan 24th

5 tags

Jan 20th

9 notes

6 tags

Jan 20th

18 notes

“New rule: from now on, all of Liam Neeson’s movies must be titled “I’m Going To...”

– BILL MAHER, Real Time (via inothernews)

Jan 17th

276 notes

“I would very much like messages via this new messaging system I just noticed...”

Jan 14th

3 notes

Jan 7th

78 notes

Jan 4th

120 notes

Dec 30th

3,558 notes

Dec 25th

497 notes

5 tags

It's almost a year since I did this. That was...

Dec 18th

12 notes

Dec 17th

909 notes

Dec 11th

3 notes

4 tags

Dec 10th

Dec 6th

63,347 notes

5 tags

I drew this a while ago

To submit as a preliminary to an horror/music anthology. It was rejected. So I thought, why not put it up here. It’s purpously kind of doofy and EC Comicsish. I kind of hate the first page, and don’t think a lot of it in general, but I am quite proud of the middle ‘remember when Frank Miller wasn’t the worst person in the world’ page. Actually now that I think of it...

Dec 4th

4 notes